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Goose Gossage: “In my day we kept the japs in internment camps and the Cubans on their commie island where they can all lollygag around, smiling and pretend to play real baseball. We throw good old fashion fastballs here in america. None of this fruity off speed stuff. And if you think otherwise or you’re a minority

Red Sox players do something similar, except instead of exercise balls, they use Pablo Sandoval.

The solution to disproportionate responses by the government to persons of color is not to call for disproportionate responses by the government to white people. It’s to stop disproportionate responses against persons of color.

Wow time sure does fly. I remember sitting on my couch, young, unmarried, jobless watching him win the Heisman. Now 18 years, 7 pro bowls, a Super bowl ring later, I’m sitting on my couch, old, unmarried, jobless, reading about his retirement. Life sure does come at you fast.

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

Look at the good he did for The Game Of Basketball. Before Kobe, Basketball was boring and useless. I remember watching games as a kid and crying from boredom. The players would just walk on the court and shake hands for 48 minutes while the coaches deflated as many basketballs as they could with crude knives. Unreal.

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN

Fell down seven times, got up, ate.

First Dyson sucks. Then he blows hot air.

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

Let there be Lite.

To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.

I do love reading things written by people about players and teams they love. Finest Kind, Kevin.

So a group of people dominated an area for many years until outsiders moved in, took over everything, and routinely massacred the original inhabitants. Interesting.

I love every time I don’t admit he’s the greatest, his fans are like, “He beat Cotto! He beat Manny! He’s beaten all the best!”
In a vacuum sure, but the situation and the timing is always off and well in Mayweather’s favor. It’s like, I’m sure he could beat Muhammad Ali but is that worth celebrating in 2015?

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