“If you know that someone else is handling the dishes, you’re less motivated to clean as you go and use as few dishes as possible.”

Yeah yeah yeah get to the important stuff: was anyone butt?

Why not the Cleveland Rocks? It plays off the HOF there and the city’s connection to rock and roll, sounds kind badass and there’s already a theme song. And I’m sure they can come up with a cool, non-racist logo.

Yeah look at all the bad things that have befallen the Blackhawks in recent years.

How hard is this? just become the Cleveland Spiders. It’s an awesome. It’s historical. And you’ll have a unique, non-racist mascot and could design a sweet new logo.

This logo represents more than the team - it represents the city of Cleveland

“Joe, I’ve assembled a can’t-lose roster.”

Yeah, but I’ve heard the University of Kentucky isn’t all that fun to play at.

Per Tom Tango’s Leverage Index, the seventh inning situation was higher leverage, just for being that much later in the game.

They could have same some ink by just putting out this press release: “An expendable player was caught doing an actual henious thing we could not cover up. In these circumstances, we can afford to be morally outraged.”

“After 20 years of being told by our window-dressing partner that men hurting women is a bad thing, we finally realized that they meant a bad PR thing, and now we get it.”

We have been partners with My Sisters’ Place (a domestic violence shelter and advocate based in Westchester, New York) for nearly 20 years.

I have some socialist leaning friends to look fondly on the 50's, they cite a top tax rate of 90%, high union participation, and very little foreign trade.

money is more important.

Better than the Falcons and their brief slogan “Weak Dogs Get Drowned”.

DO NOT QUESTION THAT WHICH YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND

Should have practiced the perfect chest pass and showed off those fundamentals.

Please don’t.

Ouch!