He’s a perfect baseball announcer. I think he’s a little too dry for football.

and he (usually) calls a good game.

Graft versus Host disease is real my friends...

Nah, this should be a one-time gimmick. And at any rate, Knick fans lack the requisite delusion of grandeur and sepia sense of preciousness.

Thank you for participating.

Or we’ll lose to Akron. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

He fell down catching the ball so was clearly down. Obviously you know nothing. But thanks for your great comment.

Walking Panera Bread store Matt Ryan

Sorry that you don’t enjoy fun and that you have a very thin skin when it comes to your alma mater being bad at football.

“Montee Balls, James Whites, and Melvin Gordons.”

wow. utter brilliance. you my friend have got the “it” factor. original and topical.

It’s a joke dumbass

Fitzpatrick played quarterback at Harvard. It’s rarely mentioned when talking about him, just thought you’d like to know.

Yeah, more like Garappolo would be signed somewhere else to some ridiculous deal he could never live up to.

The answers to both of your questions are literally in the first sentence of the article.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Hahbah?

Next year, can we get Norm MacDonald to host the Deadspin Correspondents Dinner?

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