Also, if your friend dares you to put your dick in the dispenser doors, don’t do it. Don’t ask why. Just trust me.

Wide right, music city abortion, OJ, Braves leaving town, no goal.... Buffalo sports fans have dealt with more shit than most conferences. At least let us clearly own the most miserable.

Be from Quinzee.

I typed too much

At what point is it not OK to have a roommate? My friend is 35, has a respectable income and a fairly reasonable mortgage with no bills besides utilities and student loans, yet his brother and another friend live with him. I say it’s ridiculous (and his previous girlfriend agrees with me since she just broke up with…

I live in Texas. The republican women I know mostly don’t work, don’t want to work, and love the lord. It’s not hard for them to reconcile at all.

It’s almost like she’s a rich, white feminist...

What about being hit by a car? If anyone could excel at that, it’d be Lebron.

i feel like this applies

for most of us with serious alcohol problems we cant smoke weed, either.

“It’s fine to talk about how it is hard to be a Republican and a woman—it certainly is.”

If only the Warriors had Green! Well, they did, but then they didn’t, and then he came back and they did but he wasn’t, then at the end he really was but being himself wasn’t enough if the others aren’t who they are.

What they need is a Draymond Green type

You actually don’t know what you’re talking about.

You do realize that Nowitzki averages about the same amount of rebounds a game as Curry? Basically he’s a shooting guard that gets off his shot because he’s tall. Maybe the answer is if you have the two best shooters in the league already and they are cold, instead of getting another shooter, maybe get a player that…

Spicy hot take. Handle with care.

7.6/10 on the bayless scale

So the Warriors want someone to step up when Curry and Thompson both are cold? How bout the Splash Brothers just do their jobs?

That would be such a dumb and bad call. His left hand had absolutely nothing to do with the block. Whatever the rule book might say, I’m glad the referees made the right call on this one.