This has inspired me to write a personal essay about how this personal essay made me feel.

The first amendment didn’t kill anybody either, but you’re still not allowed to yell fire in a crowded fucking theater.

Wow, there’s actually legislation banning doctors from discussing the health effects of guns....That’s um, interesting. What were those discussions like before they were banned? “So, you know how you own this thing that is designed to maim and kill people?” “Yeah...” “Well, it could potentially maim and kill you or…

Paper covers gun.

Will this give the Pistons the juice to make their championship push?

I do NOT remember that guy.

In related news, Spencer Dinwiddie is going to the Bulls.

Huge if true.

How can this be “worst tweet” when it is clearly “best tweet?”

Gammons’ pocket-tweets are the best and have no business here.

It makes me sad that one of the choices is “Peter Gammons” when it should clearly say “Peter Gammons’ Butt.”

All.

People managed to go to live events for decades without phones. They’ll live.

We started doing this crazy, crazy thing. We keep a ticket journal. We just tape/paste/staple our concert/flight/museum tickets, restaurant bills, etc, into a regular lined journal, the cheap kind, and have an instant log of the stuff we’ve done because we forget. It’s so retro that it’s future.

Every. Damn. One.

LeBron’s Stat Line: 41 Points + 11 Assists + 8 Rebounds + 4 Blocks + 3 Steals + 2 Unshattered Testicles = 69

Sweep the Dick Draymond!

You misspelled ecstatic

Everyone is going to be so pissed when GS wins Game 7 at home after Draymond punches LeBron’s dick clean off.

The joke is apparently on me.