Except for the whole never getting laid thing, seems pretty dumb to me.

They may be smart in the lab, but in the real world they’re utterly obnoxious and eat garbage, they are the nerds-living-in-their-moms-basement of the bird world.

Crows are awful, they’re basically black seagulls that don’t live near water.

dick harder

As a fairly new vegetarian I’m pretty stoked to try this. I have a delicious BBQ joint in my neighborhood and it has been haunting me ever since I made the switch. Nice work, Girl Nathan!

Green salad is far too high for a barbecue. You don’t make friends with salad!

Where’s the dong muscle?

I know at least one person who can get behind this legislation.

Counterpoint, pets are fine if you’re not an idiot pet owner. Follow these simple rules:

This take is definitely shitty, but is this take hot?

That really was they key to the game for OKC. San Antonio wouldn’t even have been in it if OKC hadn’t turned the ball over an obscene amount.

Sling is basically just a live stream of about 20 or so cable channels, though you’re not going to get CSN or NBC Sports unfortunately. They do have ESPN, ESPN2, TBS, and TNT. So yeah, you’ll probably be out of luck for hockey, but you’ll get more NCAA, NBA, and NFL games without paying a ludicrous amount for it.

Sling TV and an analog antenna will get you about 75% of the sports you need. Sling is like $20/month, you can get an antenna for like $30ish, and a Chromecast will run you another $30 or so. It’s a decent set up for what you pay for it and you avoid the Oxygen channel.

#MakeTakesHotAgain

Burkina Faso!? Disputed Zone!? Who called these weird places!?

Yeah, but everybody hates those. The fact that some people love the shit out of peeps and the fact that they are god-awful make them even worse than Valentine’s Day candied hearts.