"I agree Mr. President. In fact, they might immediately try a sneak attack so they could take over our mine-shaft space!"

"Mr. President I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed, but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million people killed, tops! Uh, depending on the breaks." [smiles with satisfaction].

Hellooooooooooo, Mr. Bush!

An argument has been made that the Simpsons are to today's time period what Shakespeare, Greek Myths, and the Bible were to others when it comes to fulfilling the cultural role of a common and easily referenced collection of stories about the human condition. The AV Club just happens to be on the cutting edge, just…

He ate those food.

it's even sadder if they've moved to suburbia.

are you for real?