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I teach in an affluent neighborhood and it is astonishing how many smartphones I take away from 1st graders. If you want to give you kid a cellphone for emergencies, fine. Please, give them a dumb phone. Giving a child a smartphone to take to school is the same as letting a kid take a gameboy to school.

You might change your mind when the person dumb enough to play angry birds while driving rear ends you.

YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!

The iPhone 3G had the same guts as the original iPhone (but with a 3G chip as well as AGPS). iOS 2.0 was what launched originally on the 3G, which introduced the app store. Now, considering that fact iOS 3.0 as well as 4.0 introduced a lot of features that required the extra horsepower of the 3GS (which went from…

I haven't smoked a cigarette in 2 weeks and 1 day! I'm 24, and my girlfriend and I have been talking about quitting for awhile. I went out to a bar with a few friends, smoked way too much, and woke up with my chest hurting. I said screw it and havent had any since.

reminds me of this.

Wait until you see the french toast! I couldn't even get it through the front door!

Doesn't always result in a star. I won a few weeks ago and didn't get one.

"...and support for wired controllers."

As has been said before: Airlines do not guarantee any space in the overhead bins for each passenger. If they did, and each compartment had a set amount of space for each seat, it would be clearly labeled in the compartment. What do you do if you are the last person on the plane? If all the compartments are full…

I Approve.

I googled it and didn't find anything that offensive (safe-search was off) but I did find this gem. RAWRRRR

Hmm.. I have a 2008 Rabbit (Same car basically) and I only have that problem if the volume on my mp3 player is too low.

I like the names they have for cars. Like, no baron has ever owned a LeBaron. Or the Ford LTD. "LTD." Limited. It's a "limited" edition...what did they make, fifty million of those? "Yes, it's 'limited' to the number we can sell." Or when they try and mangle a positive word into a car name, you know how they'll do…

Just as long as they get rid of disc changers. They break all the time.

When I first signed up for XBL, the temporary name they gave me was uglierthanaverage and some numbers. Self-esteem = lowered.

Maybe it was your looks...

What about that Andrew Tarantola guy? Did he get fired in the last few hours?

I love when people assume those without jobs are "lazy ass mother fuckers who don't want to work." Im 23, just graduated from college with two degrees, and having a hard time finding a career job. I work part-time teaching at an elementary school for money, but if I didn't have the luxury of being able to move in…