Ha haha I kinda LIKE the Hawaiian Tropic taste of coconut LaCroix! That said, it’s over fucking priced for any flavor. Safeway has their own store brand with basic flavors and I buy those, especially grapefruit. They were on sale 3 12-packs for $5. I bought many. Normally they are 3 for $9. 

Vintage brand, baby!

Obviously this article was written to instigate a fight but I’m going to fall for it anyway and stand firm in my belief that LaCroix is actually good. Some of us want something that is very lightly flavored because it’s more refreshing and I don’t like the sweeter stuff. Also, I think the decline is probably heavily du…

Mind you, this was after some very deep hole-digging already....

Mandy Moore - “There is so much magic in these mountains.”
I think magic = human feces.

Gwen Stefani made his song better. Chew on that.

“Call me bookfail,”

I bet Barack would be fine, put the guy at ease, general chit chat, maybe Mr. Milton is a basketball fan, maybe he even plays, so they could talk about that. It is Michelle I’d be terriified of (but not in a bad way.)

The young man certainly has guts!

Can we do the Drake meme with:

Leaving this here as an important reminder.

My strategy is less fabric & if you’re mad about my muffin top, shut the fuck up.

What’s my strategy? A barrel. A fucking barrel.

That is what I’ve been saying. There is undiagnosed mental illness behind a great deal of this type of behavior.

This something everybody living 1 to 3 paych3cks away from has to deal with. You can’ t step off the treadmill or you lose everything. They have it calibrated that way.  “Nickel and Dimed.”

You know what, good on that shady doctor for bilking these assholes out of their money.

this is the first time the phrase hanging chad has crossed my mind in almost 20 years...

OMG he name (title?) dropped his book THREE times in that apology.

Only capitalists use bed frames.

Oh geez. I knew some of these guys when I was in college. Older, sensitive, slightly effeminate guy who just wants to read poetry/drink coffee/play chess/play his music for you/sleep next to you/just make out a little at your dorm room or the room he rents in a “collective” that has a twin mattress on the floor.…