After my father’s parents passed, he took both their ashes (both had requested to be cremated) and poured them in the Atlantic, so that his mother, a native of the US, and his father, a native of the UK could both be home-together.

A woman introduced the abortion ban legislation in Alabama and a woman governor signed it.

This will get buried in the greys, but whatever.

when Lana Del Rey is calling you out on being a rich WASP, you know you’ve fucked up 

I’m actually a little sad about this one. Yes, the name of this store was really off-putting, it kept me from stepping foot in there for ages. But on the other hand, it was a fairly reliable source for plus-size office appropriate-stuff that wasn’t too expensive, and it was nice being able to find clothes in a store…

It’s very rare that a 16 yr old girl and a 32 yr old man have something in common, but girl, take it from someone that’s been through it, cut it out with the hair crap.

2 years of a magnificent neon blue mohawk were not worth a lifetime of shaving it all off to save the few hair on top keeping you from officially being…

I have to say, the only real bright spot I see in all this is that pro-life women will at least suffer along with their smarter counterparts. Prosecute each and every pregnant pro-life woman for smoking, drinking, eating soft cheese or fish. Take them to court and charge them to the fullest extent of the law for…

Given that SCOTUS just overruled Nevada v. Hall — sans precedent, sans any Constitutional citation — it looks less like a chance and more like an inevitability. Even given a massive blue wave in 2020, the infrastructure is already set, the guillotine is already in place.

If voted for or support this man and this collection of filth there is a special place in hell for you. As for bitch ass Stephen Miller like his boss he needs his ass beaten. Badly. Oh for all The MAGA hat wearing scumbags that are going to come here and rant about immigrants, unless you are descended from Native…

I’ve never assembled ikea furniture with another person for that very reason. I don’t care if the instructions say it’s a two person job. I will make that shit work by myself and preserve my interpersonal relationships, thank you very much.

I for one, am fine with letting these idiots talk themselves right into jail.

Imagine the horror when they’re forced to assemble cheap furniture with only pictographic instructions and a hex key.

My grandparents are from Sweden and I am very into witchcraft and Norse pagan religions and this movie looks like a horrifying bastardization of all that I hold sacred and I AM HERE FOR IT.

Let’s remind these chumps that “Crooked Hillary” was able to testify for 11 hours on live tv without falling into a perjury trap. I’m sure Donj can do the same.

So, apparently, this is a “Cooke Maroney”

Don’t forget that Doris very publicly stood by Rock Hudson when he revealed his AIDS diagnosis during the height of mid 80's AIDS paranoia stigmatization and discrimination.

I’m 34 years old and have never seen this shit. What in the seven layers of hell...

You should be able to click the “3-dot” sub-menu on each one and click the “Not Interested” option. YouTube will eventually get the hint and stop adding them, it’s how I got WatchMojo off my feed.

While quite possibly at the top of #FirstWorldProblems, both of their videos keep getting thrown in my recommendations whenever I get on YouTube and it drives me nucking futs.

“We’re nobody’s third love,” he said. “We’re their first love. And Victoria’s Secret has been women’s first love from the beginning.”