“Scott, you are a good person, and you would make a wonderful father,” and “You will feel so blessed one day.”

“I said that I thought it didn’t make any sense that somehow women’s liberation became about birth control. I said it seems like women sold out, because if they really wanted change, they should have changed society to fit them, rather than changing themselves to fit into society.”

I see “Be 4 Sex.”

Does it say Be Best, or Be Bes? I can’t tell. 

I’m on team “The egg is bad.” It’s just too busy and the words don’t stand out well. It’s classically Trump: “more is more.” The tacky gold room of papercraft, if you will. And I happen to love this medium fwiw.

Any alternative to filling your body with more chemicals is a net win.

Lizzo gives me heart-eyes. I’m in a long distance relationship and cry-singing Cuz I Love You (“Never been in love before/what the fuck are fucking feelings, yo?”) is the only reason I’m still saneish. 

I’m more outraged by them broomstick split ends.  

Candace Owens the type to have a goth phase and wear JNCOs.

She’s a rent-a-dummie just like Tomato Lasagna and Meghan “What’s Wrong With Blackface?” Kelly and the rest of the “pick me” squad. They’ll never wake up and realize that the end goal of the Republican Party is rich White male dominance and nothing else.

She didn’t like Hammer either you know it was Kid Rock and Vanilla Ice.

Referring to being Gay or Lesbian as a “lifestyle” makes it seem like a choice.

Why the fuck is jojo yelling everything, Jesus Christ she sounds like a 90 year old

“blackly naked rear ends”

Although I will admit, my practical knowledge is more centered on removing said item of clothing…

BETTER DEAD THAN RED

Yesss, it’s def the voice for me. Everything else is okay.

What about his voice, Megan? That’s half the Kylo Ren puzzle for me!

Adam Driver falls into the “sexy but not necessarily attractive” category for me. His voice and the way he speaks really does it for me. I’d honestly do him so dirty he’d forget his own name for a few days. The emo, broody schtick hasn’t done it for me since I was a teenager but I’d give Kylo Ren the best 40 minutes…