Me: “I wonder if this Al Rava guy looks like someone who’d unhinge his jaw and swallow a newborn whole if he knew he could get away with it.”
Googles it.
Me: “Oh. Welp.”

I feel like people on this site used to be better at getting jokes.

It’s not that men are banned, it’s just hard finding men who are good enough for the showcase. At the end of the day, men just aren’t that funny.

Wouldn’t it be simpler for everyone if Mr. St. George and Mr. Rava just sat together in a room praising each other’s genitalia?

Have you painted the front of your house “I’m with stupid --->”?

“Meh, it’s a living.”

You guys, Alfred (“Al”) Rava is my neighbor and is a fucking terrorist on Nextdoor. His favorite online pastimes are threatening to sue others who say a bad word against him, ACTUALLY’ing people, and responding to ads to clarify the terms of their policies. He is a nightmare human being.

10. The Exact Change Person at the Supermarket. It’s $4.89? Here’s four singles — I have change. Well, I thought I did. Wait, here’s a nickel. Is that it? Oh, 84 cents more. Ha! Here’s a quarter. What? It’s a Cheeto? Okay. How about if I fish out all the crap at the bottom of my bag and you pick out everything that…

I drive like 5 under most of the time.

Stahp. 😒

My screen name isn’t a reflection on my personality or an expression of my true self.

As an individual who has used OKC successfully, I think this change is terrible. I don’t want my employer or stalkery friends or ex’s to be able to Google my OKC profile.I barely tolerate the need for a face pic. You will be linked to that forever as nothing on the internet ever dies.

Wait. What? First names, or first and last names? I am not a paranoid person about the internet, but I don’t want every MRA clown who hasn’t been laid recently trying to find me Facebook, my workplace, or my address.

2016: I’m the worst year ever.

Have a HAPPY HOLIDAY Joanna!

Honorable Mention - Black people (ahem women) voting against Roy Moore in AL.

I think Yanis Pons’ comment really sums it up.

I’m sorry... who?

(dis)honorable mention: Despacito by Luis Fonsi featuring Daddy Yankee and JUSTIN BEIBER. Because what Beiber did to that song was ruin it with his horrible “Spanish”. The original song is sweet perfection tho.

I am so sick of the Chainsmokers I want them to start chain smoking and prematurely die.