No, it doesn’t make me sad, it makes me constantly elated and in love with modern science that has produced such a miracle! No more throwing myself against a random building as i walk home because suddenly the sadness of the universe is too much to bear and I’m sobbing....I still get sad and mad and all the other…

No one’s gonna cop to doing rails in the office bathroom? What a repressive work environment.

N’Becki got more horse hair than the Kentucky Derby.

Believe women to me means take women seriously.

But seriously. Who is this for?

It should be a case by case basis. I have been there for a false rape accusation. And it’s horrible. At the same time I can think of family members right now that if an accuser came forward, I would absolutely believe the accuser. Believe women to me means take women seriously.

I love the tone of her written voice, if that makes sense. Everyone should read Hunger (and her other books) immediately.

Lena Dunham reminds me of the hipster with the chin curtain beard working at the craft brewery complaining that the neighborhood is being gentrified by hipsters.

I am really good at missing deadlines. My secret to this is overcommitting to projects because of a profound inability to say no.

Of course they are, they think they did nothing wrong.

Remember when the Internet was evolving in the 90s and everyone said you should never give a website your real information let alone your real payment information? I don’t think Bezos is worth $100 billion because we are giving Amazon fake addresses and credit cards every time we make a purchase.

Downhill? That just sounds like you picked the appropriate pair for a Fantastic Foursome.

well you probably shouldn’t throw rocks at her house.

Yep, it’s not as sexy as impeachment, but winning in 2018, making him a fast lame duck, then kicking his ass in 2020 is at least realistic.

The denial runs so deep though. People are actually destroying coffee machines in the name of preserving their comfortable ignorance. We’re beyond the pale.

“… make fucking sure your Democratic friends get off their ass and vote in 2018.”
There I fixed that typo for you.

glad you said it so I didn’t have to

*waiting - with full acknowledgementioned of the silence’s value for absorption - through the silence for the anticipated TSUNAMI of comments*

“making forts under covers”

Hottest of all takes: Taylor’s album would be 10x better if it were about Snowpiercer instead of Joe Alwyn.