Trump reads headline and realizes he wasted the first pick in the 2017 Border Patrol draft on Simmons.

The dive after Altidore gets up and nudges him is what makes it art.

HI CAN THIS PLEASE BE BROUGHT OUT OF THE GRAYS? IT IS INTERESTING INFO I PROMISE. :(

Hi! Okay so: A couple people already pointed this out, but yeah this is something that’d make a level designer cringe a bit, like “Oh crap they found a hole in the collision”. To the uninitiated though it’s pretty cool looking, innit?…

Dime Bags Two For One

Reddick travelled. #truthery

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

An angry john in Cincy throws a hooker off the top of 3 story building.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

That’s what happens when you try to fnagel your way into someone’s pants

“How could I keep playing?” LaRoche told reporters. “They took away my youth.”

[watches clip]

Obama: [listens to Coach K's remarks]

Affeldt her up to the sounds of her favorite Vogelsong on the radio. I loosened my Belt, pulled down my Pence and I Buster Posey with my Giant Pence. She didn't even Panik when I Lincecum in her Petit Bumgarner. And now she knows I'm no Romo.