Amazon elected to put out all eight episodes in one go, for reasons that aren’t entirely clear

Just because it all dropped at once, doesn’t mean you HAVE to binge it, it just means the folks that want to can. If you don’t want to, don’t. People just want to watch how they want, the vast majority could give less than a single shit if there’s a cultural conversation about it and whether that conversation is hurt…

DEI has to do with giving financial and professional opportunity to those that have purposely been excluded from the social and economic engine that they live in and contribute to.

What the fuck even is this article? Nobody gets an air fryer because it’s magic.

I’ll admit I don’t know much about compositing, but I thought the costumes were pretty, as were the people wearing them.

He should have gone with his fake Spanish one he used in The Princess Bride.

I watched half this, hopeful. The 4 episodes I watched were, well, boring. There was no sense of place, the characters weren’t interacting, and for some reason there was some background intrigue that didn’t seem interesting.

That’s an obvious lie. He gave positive reviews to multiple slashers. He gave Halloween 4/4 stars. Most slashers are garbage, and giving bad reviews to garbage movies is not “moral panic.”

The masks are saturated with Illuminati-engineered micro-chemtrails. Every time you exhale through a mask, it disperses a cloud of woke mind virus particles.

Anyone that is that insistent that they aren’t drunk is absolutely drunk. In other news, what an utter child. 

Yeah, I love a lot of 70s and 80s horror because they may have lacked in acting or basic storytelling coherence but they delivered on things like creative budget creature design and memorable kills. The first movie sucked at all of the above.

Exactly. The first was what most of us expected.  A cheap gimmicky cash grab with no heart.   I suspect this one isn’t going to be much better.   80 schlock horror had heart, which the first one of these didn’t even attempt to have 

Yeah, no to all of this. The original Blood and Honey genuinely sucked, a bog-standard generic slasher movie that thought just putting Pooh and Piglet masks on the killers would be enough to count, and with an unforgivably abrupt “not even trying” ending. It’s great if the sequel improves on that, truly, but let’s not…

This born-and-raised Philadelphian agrees with you on all of your points, particularly the ones about seeded rolls and the sandwich preppers giving zero fucks about our condiment preferences.

Man I liked Danny Palumbo! What did you do with him and why was he replaced with this weird snarky food gatekeeping writer that is also completely incorrect? I hope you used AI for this because otherwise it is a very sad use of your time and talents.

What about putting potato chips on it? I remember an episode of The Cosby Show where Cliff puts a bunch of potato chips on his hoagie and referred to it as “Philadelphia style.”

Editor:”hey guys, can we write another dumb gatekeeping article about Texans and beans in chili?

Philly native for 30 years. Danny, you got it mostly all wrong. First and foremost you can’t say you can customize it as you want, while having a whole list of what ‘should’ and ‘can’t’ be on a hoagie. No one in philly fucking cares what you order. Each site you listed offers mustard as a condiment, and no it doesn’t…

This isn’t Italy. Stop trying to make American food have rules.

Sorry Danny, but this is sort of dumb.  I lived in Philly for 11 years.  No one cares how you order your hoagie.  Its just another word for sub or hero, not some magical specific sandwich.