Or an awesome STNG reference:"Jada, her pussy facing the world"

Amen. Though on really cold days the propane grill can be hard to heat up to the right temp. Always good to have a charcoal option for those days.

“Many people have said that this is the best bagel.”

Bagels tend to make crappy filling holders - unless they’re toasted with a schmeer. 

“Wouldn’t the Arconia should shut down with all these deaths? Who would want to keep living there realistically?”

Glad to finally see some movement on this. I have friends that in VFX that love what they do but they are worked to the bone.

Those are doughy bread rings.

Says the guy too scared to say fuck on the Internet and who’s username indicates he fucks himself with his cars gearshift

“I never order anything that might be from the day before. I order to force them to make it then and there.”

The whiners aren’t the ones choosing to eat there. They just virtue signal their fast-food abstinence while secretly envying and hating those who exercise their choice to indulge in McDonald’s offerings.

How many mom and pops order from Sysco, though? Just because it’s a one-off, small restaurant doesn’t mean they’re hand-making everything either. (Though I grant it is significantly more likely.)

Even most of the sit down chain restaurant stuff is all premade and frozen too.

“Is anyone actually surprised/concerned about any of this?”

I am always confused by people who CHOOSE to eat at places like McDonalds or Applebee’s then complain that the food is obviously not fresh-made and clearly is a heat-and-eat. Like you did not think the Buffalo Chicken Roller at the 7-11 was home-made in-store, right? It’s crap at baseline...and only gets worse based…

You mean to tell me they aren’t slaughtering cattle in the back parking lot to make their burgers?

I was reading writer/producer Michael Uslan’s books about his years getting Batman to the big screen (highly recommend both), and he apparently weighed in on this with the DC/WB people telling them they should avoid trying to go the cinematic universe route like Marvel. What he loved about comics growing up was that…

Dude I want your elbow.

Did SNL also make her flub every line she had?

Has she had a single good experience in her whole career? I know these excerpts are trending to the more dramatic stuff to increase interest in the book, but I’m starting to wonder.

Pffftttt! You’re nuts. The first season of AoS sucked total ass. I nearly gave up on the show due to the abysmal start and I have quite the tolerance for badly done comic book movies and TV shows.