Fun fact: you almost always see the eastern side of the Rock of Guatapé in pictures because some of the citizens of Guatapé defaced the western side of it years ago. The towns of Guatapé and El Peñol have argued forever over who owns the rock, so one night, people from Guatapé attempted to write the name of the town…

Wow, he said he didn’t like a joke. What a bastard!

What is this word salad supposed to mean?

Writing Hack for A.V. Club Reviewers: Copy and paste your review into Microsoft Word and use the “Spelling and Grammar” tool before publishing.

Headline: Bill Skarsgård won’t be in series.

The “pay gap” issue is for actors who are in a comparative position in their career. Pair up an unknown actor with Emma Stone and he’s gonna earn only a fraction of her salary also, as he should.

But no one wants to unionize. Boy it’s working out well!

what did i say in the very first paragraph

Well, I guess that Chelsea fans had to strike back after they were depicted in the episode as warm and welcoming to a beloved former player.

“But maybe I’m selling this episode short”

It’s no where near as good as Shazam 1.

Thanks for not making this a slideshow!

I gotta share this story. Last night at work I witnessed overwhelming racism:

I was on lunch and it was shift change mid-blizzard (Ontario’s having some interesting weather rn). One of the two cashiers went on break. The only cashier on was a young Black girl. So this older female customer goes to her line and actually…

Wonder how much trawling of the internet it took to find somebody who didn’t like the fun dance number cos something something racism? Gotta generate that content and engagement somehow, even if it makes American Liberalism look utterly histrionic.

I’ve obtained a leaked draft of the Academy’s response.

Add a bit more shredded cheese alongside the pickle and you have a chupaqueso! Well, a pickle chupaqueso, which sounds delicious. Of course, you can’t go wrong with the original (just entirely replace the pickle with cheese...) or bacon.

The other comments are hilarious, but my wife & I just tried this and we’re in love.

You are a beautiful renegade, I salute you! I think virtually everything you have ever suggested is (or sounds) delicious. Ignore the small minds that lack the vision to appreciate your genius. Viva Claire!!!

LOL! I chuckled out loud when I read this! She is a treasure though...

Stop it