What in the actual Christ is that headline?

He just listened to Macarthur Park.

I don’t warm up my car longer than a minute for the engine, I do it because I live in a place that is frigid in the winter, and I like getting into a warm car. 

You say “PG-rated dad jokes” like it’s a bad thing.

So for this to be enjoyable, it’ll need a miracle?

(far-off whinny)

It’s REALLY hilarious that you utterly refuse to accept the reality that some people actually liked the film, because there’s no other possible reality than yours, in which you’ve defined the film as bad, and everyone else is forced to agree with you.

Donkeys are not horses. And if it’s gelatin, it’s not meat either.

Mortal Kombat scene doesn’t feel like an Ad at all. For actual people who grew up going to arcades in the 90s and 00s its one of the most iconic games.

Similarly, Garfield creator Jim Davis went on a disturbing, hate-filled rant about Mondays in a recent strip, which he then followed-up with an effusive essay about his favorite food lasagna.

Fewer.

but does it successfully launch the cocaine animal cinematic universe?

“Rides didn’t do that until fairly recently”

“Every ride these days seems to dump you out into some kind of retail establishment“

It’s an amazingly deep and fun game. My 9 year old and 15 year old daughters are having a blast exploring. Even my 43 year old wife, who doesn’t play games at all, loves going around and collecting things, opening up the map, etc. The long and short is, it’s probably one of the best, biggest, most fun, and most…

Its always fun when a guy who's talking about immaturity starts his comment off by calling people "bitches".

Hopefully when they were shooting the movie. Aren’t you supposed to be quiet then?

Man, I dunno. Ragnarok is pretty great, I enjoyed Horizon Forbidden West, and I like PS+ (or whatever they call it now).

What a silly comment. There's as much reason to own a PS5 as there is to own a gaming PC, especially considering how much cheaper a PS5 is.

Clearly there’s more going on here than what is being stated. She moved in with the sperm donor after the fact. It seems a lot is being left out to make the case this is solely about LGBT parental rights, when it probably isn’t. 

I am not a Star Wars guy, but Andor is a major course correction. Disney’s Star Wars properties have mostly been pablum (not surprising given they’re for kids), but Andor actually delivered a tightly structured story that deals with the societal implications of space Nazis.