Well yeah, which is why I said ‘painfully true’ which is the root of a lot of comedy.

Yeah, scrolling down to say the same thing. Didn’t know they did breakfast. 

Never seen a fast food Bob Evens…do they exist?

It’s regional, but Biscuit World has far and away the best fast food breakfast sandwiches, and it’s not even close. 

Short men are the last group of people that it seems to be ok to mock, since society determined (thankfully) that you can’t make fun if bigger bodied people any more

More likely horseradish cream, which is fantastic with cold cuts. 

“Shore has already played Simmons in a short film, The Court Jester, which is set to air at the Sundance Film Festival later this week.”

That’s because you’ve never seen my Sarah Goldberg/Ayo Edebiri crossover fan fic.

There is no logical debate here at all. The Bear is a fantastic show, but it shouldn’t remotely be considered a comedy, and it’s not fair to the other actual comedies to put them in that category.

That finale sucked.

No. It was unbearable the whole way though. 

Red Lobster foods are sodium bombs in general. Can’t imagine how bad this would be. 

Please, please tell me that it’s just a working title. 

Pretty much everything that they can’t fit into the Primetime awards. 

The Weird Al movie was all sorts of fun. Haven’t enjoyed a movie that much in a long time. 

Noooo!

So...are we not gonna talk about Da’Vine Joy Randolph’s breasts? My wife clutched my arm, and whispered, “Don’t let them fall out!”

Tears for what? They won a bunch of stuff last night. 

As someone that had never heard of Suits before the whole Harry/Meghan thing, this was bizarre to begin with...but bringing the two women out at the end like it was some huge surprise that people were clammering for made it even stranger.

Yeah, that was certainly the most painful, flop sweat inducing moment of the night.