You’re gonna have to fight a lot of Italians over  that.

OK, really...is there anyone that gives a damn about the design on a paper cup of overpriced coffee?

Sounds like a corn biscotti...I’ll try that!

Not quite this blantantly, or this easy to avoid. 

True, but external storage is cheap and easy to use. 

True. The soup is certainly the best of the three. 

The soups are the main reason I go...makes for a good lunch. 

“I’m not going to go back 100 years and check on the history of this building,” he said (via Variety).

I’m a fan of their soup/salad/breadstick lunch, but any of the real “Italian” food is godawful...tastes like somehing from a frozen TV dinner back in the early 80s.

I’m shocked this article wasn’t 500 slides.

I recently watched the whole run of Friends with my kids, and I was surprised by how well the humor held up.

I’ve always liked their fondue and chocolate-dipped desserts, but I’ve never understood why people enjoy the mediocre boiled meats. 

Israel could give 90% of their land to the Palestinians, and Hamas and Hezbollah would still be dedicated to the eradication of Jews in Israel.

Shredded iceberg is the best. 

I love pineapple burgers, but I love pineapple pizza as well, so there’s that. 

What does that even mean? Every production company that produces any tv show or movie is esentially marketing for themselves. How is Apple any different?

Wish I was a kid, but his humor doesn’t land with me either anymore. 

Not saying it isn’t, but I don’t find him enjoyable to watch anymore, and I’ve watched his shows religiously for years. 

Hawk apple shit? Really? Do you even watch any of the shows on Apple TV, many of which are excellent?

As is this article. Of course Stewart blamed the company, and said they couldn’t handle his ideas.