The money you pay for streaming services is going to the CEOs, not the writers.

“Sanjaya Malakar—once a household name for his ostentatious performance in the sixth season...”

Unless Josha Stradowski learned how to act between seasons, this series is going nowhere. 

All you can eat Ikea meatballs!?! Getting in line now!

Seinfeld references? Seriously?

Why can’t you just warp back to any fast travel point?

Tick Tick Boom is Jonathan Larson (Rent), not LMM.

The inevitable backlash to being wildly popular. 

“The Little Mermaid already has a leg up on many of Disney’s remade contemporaries by virtue of being directed by Rob Marshall (Disney’s Mary Poppins Returns and Into The Woods)“

I’ve never read your comments before, but I’m pretty sure they’re the dumbest at the AV Club. 

Beard will follow Ted, and Nate, who realizes he hated being the coach and the center of attention, will be an assistant for Roy. 

They didn’t go outside of Europe because the money wasn’t there. If there was a mega club like Casablanca anywhere in the world, they certainly would have tried to get them to join.

In the latest episode of “The Person in the Comments Section That Thinks People Will Be Impressed with Their Obscure Knowledge”…

Sweeney Todd soundtrack?

You never went, did you? Becasue almost everyting in your post is wrong. 

That’s a shame. I’m not even a huge Star Wars fan, and I had a blast at Starcruiser. Yes, it was overpriced, but it was a truly unique experience that I’m happy I did.

Or you can just grill them at the same time as whatever you’re lighting your grill for. 

“The fact that Tesla fans look at that video and see amazing technology and not a major flaw with FSD is also terrifying even if it’s not exactly surprising. They seem to think that Teslas should be allowed to break the law if the car thinks it can do so safely.”

You’re assuming they’re making a big profit becasue it’s expensive.

I absolutely loved the Starcruiser, even though I knew I was massively overpaying.