Why is anyone going over their faces 3 times with a cartridge razor? One pass with my 5 blade is good enough. 

This is a classic Nickleback situation. Hating on him because it’s fun to hate on someone doing middle of the road work. 

You’re blaming him for his brother?

He was fantastic in Parks and Rec, and Guardians of the Galaxy, and has been a bland leading man in a lot of big money-making movies since then. So good for him.

Damn, you beat me to it. 

I’ve got a much better refresher...it started out good, then it got bad. 

Sounds like he’s massively oversensitive, has no sense of humor, or both. 

So…don’t buy their older products, buy their newer products?

Wow, that’s a pretty huge correction. 

What a joke if an article. If you can’t supply a number of accidents per mile driven for normal drivers vs self-drive, there’s no point or context.

Stands by every word? So she’s not coming out to say she perjured herself on the stand? What a shock!

Here is the full list of producers for “A Strange Loop.”

Yes, far too many places pour hot coffee over ice and call it ‘iced coffee’. Savages!

People love pastry!?! Get this woman a Pulitzer!

Counting the days until the first time a teacher shoots a student that they feel threatened by!

Yes, I’m sure Ms. Hudson will feel I’m taking away from her success. 

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A fun game...what would be the most impressive EGOT?

All EGOTs are impressive, but some are more impressive than others.

Lamest ways to finish EGOTing, in no particular order: