How did you not mention the Bassett Hound, perhaps the opposite of what natural selection would have produced in nature.

“Foundation, based on Isaac Asimov’s novel series”

Wow…you are one seriously sad kink-shamer. 

My bacon issue is that I love it the most with the most inconvenient cooking methods.

I understand that food preferences is completely, 100% subjective.

Second Life, but with less nudity. I assume. 

So based on the picture, you’re most likely to die getting shot by James Bond in an opening credit sequence. 

Dark, light whatever. The second anyone refers to themselves as being an empath, I run away as fast as I can/

I couldn’t care less about backwards compatibility. What I’d like to see is a game pass subscription for my PS5. 

Don’t waste your time in class action suits like this. The lawyers will get millions, and you’ll get 85 cents. 

If only that can find an excuse to get him into a musical number with Audra McDonald, Donna Murphy and Christie Baransky.

You don’t cast Michael Cerveris to play a dull cipher, so I imagine his valet character (too lazy to look up the name) will get some plot and backstory at some point. 

So are hobbits cool or not? 

Almost Famous.

Personally, I find deveining shrimp surprisingly satisfying.

Ah yes, the old “if your tastes are different than mine, there’s something wrong with you” comment. Bravo!

Tom Stoppard is the best writer since Shakespeare.

I know he’s a bad, bad man, but Joss Whedon’s Much Ado About Nothing is far superior to the badly overwrought Kenneth Branaugh version. 

Claire is coping with the brutal assault she faced in [insert season here]

Ah, she was the teacher in Shmigadoon…couldn’t figure out where I recognized her from.