My Sunday ritual involves washing all of my makeup brushes with this cleaner and a little rubbery mitt I bought on Amazon for 5 bucks. About three weeks ago though I sprung (it was on sale!) for one of those motorized brush cleaning things - basically a fish bowl you fill with water and cleaner and a little spinny…

Notches are the FUTURE, man! Have you not seen basically every phone article in the last month? Who wears a notch best?!

I must officially be an “olds” now because I don’t fucking understand this notch business. It’s a thing on your phone, I don’t get the big deal. I don’t look at phones and judge them based on their notch.

The only thing I want to know about my Beerus is who was dumb enough let a pure white cat with heterochroma out of their house, because he ended up on my porch last year and I NEVER let him out of my sight. <3

When we still had Netflix my boyfriend and I would play the “guess that movie genre based on this generic music that auto-plays”.

My decision to make a Honda Civic my next car looks more and more like a good decision every day.

I switched to Cricket Wireless from Sprint ~ 5 years ago when Sprint’s service took a dive bomb into “can’t even use” territory. Cricket was a risky endeavour. It was my first cellphone company about ~15 years ago and it was ... questionable at best. I’ve never been more pleased though with the coverage and plans.

100% while I wrote this forgot what the topic was supposed to be lol This is more a “tell your scariest getting pulled over story”. Whoops!

This is a story about my mom, but I was in the car so it counts. I was about 14 and she got pulled over for speeding. Her purse with her license was in the backseat. My mother, in all her glorious wisdom, before the cop even got out of his car, decided to get out of HER car to get her purse. The officer got on his…

omfg. There’s a guy two cubes away from me who eats an apple at 10 am and 3 pm every day. I have never seen him eat the apples, but judging by the sounds that pierce my ear canals every day at 10 am and 3 pm I assume he resembles a cow chewing cud with a lot of extra slurping. I have fantasies of bringing in a bushel…

Same - I drink about 4 cups a day with 0 issues. Put some hot sauce in a dish though and my chest will burn like a forest fire.

My mom - she has a lot of stomach problems, so she’s in the bathroom a lot and goes through a roll pretty quickly. Probably dependent on any health issues and the like.

Man, and I’m over here, 5' 9", worried I won’t be able to fit comfortably into the Honda Civic I’m scheduling a test drive for...

This would have come in handy Saturday night when we waited nearly 20 minutes for our check... though we weren’t even angry, I just started getting really cold. Small Korean restaurant with only one poor kid and his father/grandfather/uncle running the floor... can’t blame them for being a bit slow. They were lucky I…

I’ve been playing WoW for 10 years. I don’t RP but I started a character on Moon Guard, knowing full well Moon Guard’s reputation, but I wanted to experience a more “living” world. I invited my boyfriend into my party (his character is on another server) and we spent 15 minutes standing outside a building, “stealthed”…

I have lost 53.9 lbs since January 2017... I’m not perfect all the time. I have bad days, I have good days. I know I have made changes though that have helped but I’m not consistent. I think I would have lost more if I was more committed but it is what it is and I’m always learning.

Seriously - I have 0 issues or shock if any video game/movie/tv show/etc tied in to Sims and dropped their things into it. That idea in reverse... nay nay. Sims has done some good partnerships in the past (Sims 1 had Drew Carey, Sims 2 had a Katy Perry-themed expansion, etc) but they worked because those things were…

Okay, now I can honestly say Final Fantasy XV has gone too far, and this is coming from someone who loves both Final Fantasy AND The Sims.

I. Love. It. Love it. Like, I’ve been obsessed with it since I first saw it. I’m so obsessed with it, I’m pretty much putting the Honda Civic EX Hatchback as my #1 car to try out soon as I’m looking for a new car, based solely on how it looks like the Type-R. Mainly the rear. Dat ass.

Haven’t been there in ages... mainly because they stopped having the spicy craft beer cheese burger on their menu. I’ll miss that 3500 calorie bomb...