I was at TGI Fridays years ago with my boyfriend and I swear, and I will swear until the end of my days, the waitress was flirting with him to the point I still reference “That Bitch from TGI Fridays” at least once a month. To be honest I don’t even think she paid more attention to him than me - I think she even…

I actually know/knew him from an online game... he was in my guild even. It was SUPER surprising when I saw he was doing writing here. Can’t say I ever had many issues with him personally, but some others that I played with he rubbed the wrong way.

My 2010 Dodge Avenger has a compartment in the dash with a vent inside... when you run the AC the cold air blows into the compartment and can keep drinks cold! I’ve actually never used it for this purpose... I keep straws inside of it. I collect straws from various fast food places so that that one time out of 20 they…

I usually say “thank you” out loud and wave, promptly followed by me shaking my head at myself and saying, again out loud, “they can’t hear you, you idiot”.

Last year I gave up shopping... I made it three weeks. Then I went into a Target...

I need to start looking into a new car and my credit is pretty poor, due to horrible choices I made when I was younger. Many maxed out credit cards, spending when I should have been saving... I’ve learned my lesson, but only over the last two, three years have I finally woken up to all the horrible choices I made and…

Just got hit with a large repair bill on my car I can’t justify getting done, so this article is VERY timely. Also glad to see the Honda Civic Si I’ve been eyeballing for the last 4 months is on it...

I live in Niagara Falls, New York and I just learned my car needs a 1,700 repair I can’t be arsed to get done in a car with 120k miles on it... hey thieves, next time you jack a car bring it to my place, I need a new car.

This. I have a auditory issue with people eating in general, but crunchy or juicy things (glares at guy that sits two cubes away from here and slurps an apple twice a day) make me cringe. Now, people can eat however they want I’m not going to dictate how people eat... but it drives me INSANE when I can hear people…

This. I call almond milk “the flavour destroyer” because anything I’ve ever tried it with turns into a sad, flavourless mass. The most sugary cereal just ends up tasting like sad dust (that was supposed to be saw dust but my fingers decided sad dust was a better description. I let my fingers win).

Janelle Monáe is fantastic - I will admit I’m not a huge fan of her music but I am a HUGE fan of her face, her style, her personality, and her teeth. Yes, her teeth. She just seems like such a chill, amazing woman with a fabulous pair of pearly whites.

<3 <3 <3 Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran will not be stopped!

SAME! I panicked hard.

His face/head in the header photo looks like the Kids in the Hall “I shrink your head!” dude did a number on him...

This article just popped up for me, and I just 7 hours ago had to put my cat down, who I’ve had for 23 years since I was 10. I think I am so far into acceptance though I don’t even really feel like crying... she was declining quite quickly and around Thanksgiving I had a feeling she wouldn’t be long. I’m actually…

I was really into Simone Giertz (Queen of Shitty Robots!) for awhile and binged all her videos... YouTube thought I was Swedish from that point on and all the ads before videos were in Swedish. Only one of her videos I watched did she even speak Swedish...

Hey, it’s not my fault Netflix removed Wings from their offerings a couple years ago... the only place I can enjoy the comedic lives of Joe and Brian Hackett are when somebody uploads every episode on YouTube sped up or altered in some way.. for two glorious months I live vicariously on Nantucket before YouTube…

I live in the area so of course when I saw that location on the list I Google’d it ASAP (sad if it goes but SALES!) Looks like though, according to Google, that’s just the Babies R Us location shutting down, not the main Toys R Us store further down the road.

Plymouth Prowler. God, I was maybe 12 when I first saw that car somewhere in a magazine... for years I was obsessed with it. I bought models of it that I put together painstakingly... I actually saw one in the wild only once in my entire life in a Walmart parking lot about 15, 20 years ago... oh god... I almost…

I live in Niagara Falls, NY and my greatest joy is driving past the mall (or past the empty parking lot across from it) and watching a family, Canadian plates, emptying out all their shopping bags and stuffing their purchases deep into their trunk or putting layers of clothing on to bypass the fees. I just wish they…