I wanted to be down 50 pounds by the end of 2017... I’m only down 47. Oh well! 2018 I still am holding the resolution of losing my last extra 40 pounds, but because this is something I’ve been working on for a year already it’s not that intimidating.

Many, many years of marching band, playing Feliz Navidad for Christmas parades, have led to a massive dislike of that song. Even the stupid Christmas Shoes song I can handle but if Feliz Navidad pops up I run screaming for the hills.

The face barely visible didn’t scare the crap out of me at all. Noop. I’m fine.

All I hear is my mom: “Why is this window open, are you trying to heat up the whole interstate?!”

I gave up on Netflix when they stopped offering Wings. How am I supposed to enjoy the witty shenanigans of the Hackett brothers? Thank god for the rebels who put full episodes of Wings on YouTube for a few weeks before a copyright claim rips them away from me again...

I’m not a vegetarian, but I try “vegetarian” options at places because my diet sucks and I need to sneak veggies in somehow. The veggie sandwich at Five Guys is fucking DELICIOUS (though I get it with bacon... like I said, I’m no vegetarian). My favorite lunch at the Greek place down the street is the greek veggie…

I have collected every Black Friday Victoria’s Secret bag for the last 7 years. I don’t even use them, they’ve just turned into Pokemon for me. Get me in on your tradition, I’ll have sequin bags for years to gift!

World of Warcraft I mute background music to listen to my own - to be honest I don’t think I’ve heard a lot of the zone music because I always have Spotify on.

I mentioned this to someone below, but my diet is terrible so I do take a multivitamin and fish oil every day. I can go weeks without touching a veggie, and I eat fish once a month when I go out for sushi... yeah, I can change my diet but I’m a 6 year old trapped in a 32 year old’s body, you can’t make me eat my…

This isn’t meant to be defensive at all, so I apologize in advance if it comes out that way.

I was just playing this game last weekend after not touching it for ages. I forgot how awesome it was.

It’s the one-year anniversary of Final Fantasy XV’s launch, which means it’s nearly time for Square Enix to finish the game.

My 7 year old nephew likes watching YouTube videos on one of my tablets, which is logged into my personal Google account. He didn’t realize I could see every single video he was watching. It only took one and he never watched an inappropriate video again... though I consider the “rich teens being annoying douchebags”…

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I am honestly surprised my local library has this available. Alas, it’s only useable WITHIN the library. Well, poo.

Simone will always get a star.

I have sat and watched Lawrence of Arabia in it’s entirety (all 3 hours, 48 minutes of it), complete with sitting through the intermission song because it’s what the director wanted dangit, at least 5 times.

I couldn’t even make it an hour and 15 minute drive once without having to hit a rest stop... I drink butt-tons of water so it’s guaranteed I would need at least two pee breaks in a 3 hour movie. I never get drinks at movies in the hopes I *won’t* need to take a bathroom run but it’s a struggle.

My last car I left the back window open overnight. Whatever. I noticed a few days later spiderwebs forming around the dash, in the window frame, etc. I never saw a spider... but after a couple weeks of terror-driving that something might be crawling on me I, and I’m quite positive this is something you should never…

My sagging ceiling story: My first car was a 1989 Chevy Corsica - I got my license in 2001 so it already had some years on it. I loved that little thing. After a couple years of driving it, the ceiling started to sag. I remember it was a super hot August day and I asked my mom if I could try tearing the fabric off…