There’s a guy that sits two desks over from me who eats an apple every day at 10 am. Loudly, with much slurping. Drives me insane... I hate the sound of people eating. He started coughing the other day, and I can’t say that I would have rushed over to save him if he were choking...

*insert fus ro dah and Taco Bell joke here*

I was told about 3 months ago one of the ball joints on my car was showing wear and I needed to get it replaced. I couldn’t afford it at the time... but every time I hear a clunk from my front end when I turn into a parking lot a little part of me vomits in fear.

Related/unrelated: My cat is 23. I decided to make her as an elderly cat in Sims 4. I will be deleting her tonight because my real life cat has been on a slow decline the last few weeks and I’m not sure I can stand to watch her pass away twice.

I hate Krueger coffee (I mispronounced it as Kreuger once and it’s stuck). Sure, it’s convenient, but blech. I’ve tried so many different brands of coffee but nothing beats a fresh pot of Maxwell House.

I have been in love with the Autumn mod at http://dani-paradise.com/category/autumn/ - it really brings that feeling of turning seasons into the game sans raking leaves. I would give anything though for a real Seasons expansion, though.

Wow, never thought I’d hear that term outside of my boyfriend’s family. I’d never heard of it before we started dating. I know five days after Thanksgiving his parents will be eating SOS for the next few days.

The cost can be parlayed by the Origin sales that happen fairly often, oftentimes you can grab expansions and the smaller “stuff” packs for half off. I’ve never paid full price for a single piece of Sims 4 software sans the base game. Even Pets I’m (fingers crossed) going to be able to grab tomorrow when it’s released…

Oh, derp. You’d think considering how many times I read comments before I post them I’ve had seen my error. *wishes could edit*

It’s said pork is referred to as “the long pig” by certain South Pacific peoples who are cannibals, due to it’s close flavour profile to human flesh.

If I can’t even figure out how to properly style an open-concept place in The Sims... how in the hell can I possibly make it look good in real life?

My work has free coffee... but it’s horrible. Anytime someone from engineering brews a fresh pot it’s so strong it could peel the paint off the walls. Blech.

I log my food in a journal - when I have a “good food” day, I give myself a star sticker. When I work out, I highlight the date. So, every time I “earn a star” I will tip myself 2.50 and every time I highlight the date I will tip myself another 2.50. This will amount to $5 every day I do great, or at least $2.50 a day…

I dunno, man. I could be wrong but I believe that restarting your system after the download is complete is the fix.

I need this in my life.

100% off-topic and I expect this comment to fully stay grey which I support but...

I actually only recently watched it on a non-syndicated station. Every time it’s on television on any station people know they have lost me until it’s over

Seriously, this is a HORRIBLE oversight. Twister is one of my top 5 favorite movies. I skipped a family dinner to watch it ON TBS WITH COMMERCIALS.

I knew drinking as I scrolled through these comments was going to be a bad idea...excuse me while I wipe my screen off of the drink I just spewed all over the place.