When you intentionally walk a batter and the next batter hits a homerun, yeah that guy is going flip the fucking bat and enjoy it, because by not pitching to the hitter ahead of him, you are declaring him to be a shitty hitter. And a hitter will almost always take offense to that.

“Act like you’ve been there. And by there, I mean America.”

Awwww we offended the Twins homer by calling someone a baby just because they were acting like a baby!

Right? Like, this isn’t a game. It’s your job. Grow up. This isn’t for children. It’s for sad, mad old men.