Yeah, I think the bride/groom made an informed decision, but I feel bad for the innocent bystanders. Can you imagine, you’re already dreading going to your shitty conservative cousin’s wedding because when her Facebook isn’t MAGA it’s a fucking wedding countdown clock, and all you’re looking forward to is the open…

Okay I have this game figured out.

Oh man I can’t wait for this to be out of warranty so I can spend 6 hours trying to figure out why the touch screen failing caused the air suspension to stay in its highest ride height. Wonderful

Can’t she be a Princess General?

Remember that time Suzuki threw a GSX-R engine into a lightweight concept roadster? That would have been fun.

So I am going to make a comment about gender here, which will probably set some people off, but here it is:

This happened back in the Summer of 2005. I was stationed in Iraq. My platoon was assigned Roving Patrol at the time. We were patrolling near our Convoy Support Center, running down the canal roads looking for potential mortar sites, bad guys up to no good, cheap pirated DVDs, and so on and so forth. Great times.…

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Do you even Alpina bro????

Salt in the wound.

I’ve never wanted so much to take a hot dish to a celebrity. Its all I can do not to go buy a big foil pan, make some funeral food, and send it to LA. So heartbreaking.

Cult folk who believe in magical diapers and who one day will be god of their own planet; who say jesus visited the U.S.; who for most of their history says black folk could only go to heaven as a servant of whites; who view more porn per than any other state; who condemn hot liquid, except hot chocolate?; says says…

How am I expected to read this long article, when I got a rage stroke halfway into the third paragraph that has rendered me blind?