Okay, not gonna lie, that looks dumb as fuck funny and the kind of dipshit movie I would watch and enjoy in the right circumstances. I like the idea that the the girls are just as terrible as the boys and totally using them for a free vacation. It’s like Always Sunny Goes On Vacation And Ruins It All.

I feel like that person is a dog trapped in a human body. Very sad.

And what we should be doing in the African-American community, and all communities, is build up respect for police officers.

This is something I will see and try not to feel guilty about it. I have very confusing and conflicting feelings regarding Adam Devine.

I mean if anyone was “bouncing around” it was fucking Chris Martin...

I just loved that her nails were blue, her suit and eyeshadow were red, and then her hair.... HER FUCKING HAIR! was the white part of the flag. This lady. That’s some ridunculous shit there.

Read up about victims of abusive relationships some. I mean, I don’t know this woman’s situation at all, but saying any abuse victim is terminally stupid or at fault for their own abuse is, well, terminally stupid in and of itself.

EXACTLY! I’m not leading you on, being coy, or playing hard to get. I’m Afraid!!

Buy one. Wear it to work on Wednesday and rampage up and down the halls screaming “It’s not Hump Day, bitch!” while holding a dead camel.

Racist?

Just as an aside to all of this, one of the stories linked says the guy walked in through an unlocked back door. Kids, please: lock your doors. I know you feel like nothing can happen to you at that age, but even if you feel like it’s unnecessary, please please pleasepleaseplease lock your doors. In college my brother…

At my desk, from a water bottle, like the classy bitch I am.

If you don’t take lunch, when do you drink your cocktails?

I have to work through lunch because of all the time I waste here.

Hey look, a couple of people who aren’t blonde white women. Impressive.

Probably because then she wouldn’t be the center of attention. They’d be saying how beautiful these women are not her.

Bianca perfectly expresses my feeling about this.

The original women have such emotion and power in their expressions—this lady is a dead-eyed, flat-faced nothing.