I wanna get ahead ... any pro tips/advice?

That stood out to me. I’m not sure how to interpret that.

WHAT IS THIS HOW DO I SEE MORE OF THIS IS THIS REAL PLEASEPLEASE TELL ME THIS IS REAL AND NOT A DEVASTATING TRICK THIS IS THE BEST THING SORRY FOR THE ALL CAPS I'M JUST SCREAMING.

Hosted by Poppy and Georgie Carlton? Please?

Perfect gif considering Dominic Cooper cheated on Amanda Seyfried with LiLo (also bc it’s from Mean Girls). I hate how much I know about celeb goss.

The same thing happens with entirely arbitrary “dress codes” at bars/clubs that are either clearly aimed at black people (no baggy clothes, stuff of that ilk while white bros wearing flip flops and tank tops are totally fine), or are enforced only for black people.

Thank you. I live 20 minutes from there. Its always nice to be warned about shitty places.

Flipper? I just met ‘er!

Well this is a whale of a story! Dolphins boning whales, how old school. 

It’s common at bars in the US, not restaurants.

Exactly. And his whole “oh you’re gonna be here all night” bullshit? Motherfucker, if she wants to stay until last call that is her goddamned right because she has cash in hand and you are open for business. 

I’m old enough to remember when this was called Ghost Riding.

Welp, now I am on board with this engagement.

Now I’ll never be able to unsee it. 

I wish that’s what I looked like on the days when I look like crap though.

Priyanka and Nick remind me of Cece and Schmidt on New Girl. 

Bring on the “how long should you date” debate.

Just a heads up: if you’re prefacing your comment with some variation of “I don’t like her music, but …” you sound like an asshole.

As someone who spent the better part of the early 90s with a horrendous heroin addiction (lost our family, friends, and spent couple years living on the LA streets until we got our lives together- thanks to the magic of a pregnant street cat who gave us 6 lives to live for), I am sending this young lady all my love…

As soon as I saw the Texas Monthly link, I said to myself, “Ooh, I hope it’s Skip Hollandsworth,” and then squealed a bit at the confirmation. Check out his archive on the site, especially if you’re into cold-case true crime. He is a truly remarkable writer and has a burgeoning fan club (not just me!).