icecolddavis
Icecold Davis
icecolddavis

Here are just a few, tiny things that happened in a dark, bizarre, depressing Year of our Lord 2018:

Don’t watch CNN.

So they’ve been working on their control.

If goalkeeping doesn’t work out for him, there’s a spot on the Met’s pitching staff.

I’ve seen some of these games play out... not the dumbest idea to pretend it never happened.

Even Dana Loesch wouldn’t defend that shooting.

Walking Dead fans suck and hate themselves.

If you squint hard enough, the little words that make up the text of the article all say “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Walking Dead fans you wasted so much of your life,” on repeat.

Or you just draft Lamar Jackson at 6...

It could take a few years to see just how historically bad of a trade this is, but I am confident saying the Jets will screw this up big time.

Rest assured, they’ll still make the wrong choice.

“They clearly have their eyes on one of the four quarterbacks at the top of most draft boards—Baker Mayfield, Sam Darnold, Josh Rosen, Josh Allen”

Recent Jets second round picks have been Christian Hackenberg, Devin Smith, Jace Amaro, and Geno Smith. I’d start giving up on them too.

Or, he’s flopping around like a Chilean Sea Bass. Am I right? Ha!

Billy just browses r/soccer and cherry picks his posts based on the days outrage, or popular topics.