Two’s company, three’s a crowd

I did not know this. I always thought “cut bait” meant to cut your fishing line and walk away. (Assuming you’re on the shore.)

cut bait also means to cut the line, cutting the bait off the rod. Basically disengaging from the situation. Either works with this expression

Bullshirt. - Jason Mendoza.

Not since Mary’s honeymoon has someone so wrecklessly entered the wrong way in a Lincoln tunnel.

Could be worse.

If I were on the Jets, I’d drink a lot too.

Donahue is the second Jet to be arrested this offseason, after WR Robby Anderson was stopped...”

That ink is the real crime against society here.

Anderson: I’m gonna nut in her eye!
Donahue: That’s nothing, I’m gonna bust on a whole bus load of people!

Phil’s commitment to the triangle is unrelenting.

Is there a way for the NFL Network to inoculate itself against future gaffes by this oldtimer? Maybe a Polian vaccine?

To be fair, those two statements aren’t contradictory. The Browns should have drafted Manziel, because a shit team deserves a shit QB and therefore they got what they deserve when he tried to recreate the Cuyahoga River being on fire in human form...

I, for one, am enjoying the ‘Grandpa’s in the cough syrup again’ phase of Polian’s career.

He is football’s Bill Kristol.