The most, uh, ‘interesting’ player on the pitch yesterday was Bakayoko. Holy shit.

Billy’s oeuvre consists of three players that he noticed were good on FIFA 2015, trashing MLS, weirdly naive Arsenal takes, and if we’re lucky, rehashing whatever Who Ate All the Pies posted a couple hours earlier.

As always, it needs more words.

Is this guy actually good? Because the way you’ve written the article makes him sound like the “Dion Waiters” of European Soccer...

“made a big mistake coming back to Barcelona.”

When did Sport hire Billy?

Old-school Deadspin would have seen yesterday’s game and the takeaway would have been Troy Deeney flipping a massive double-bird to the entire Chelsea section of the crowd after his goal. New-school Deadspin just has Billy Haisley and his utter refusal to stop scraping the bottom of the barrel to conjure up individual…

2030 Haisley article: Gerard Deulofeu Signals Messi-like Potential, Scores His First Goal for Chicago Fire

On the bench giving lackadaisical handies to Vidal and Vermaelen?

If they ever put together the total number of words written about Gerard fucking Deulofeu and make a book out of it, it would be 98% Billy and 2% wire hits on where he’s been loaned to this year.

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Arsenal fans who saw Özil’s genius pass that met teammate Nacho Monreal’s brilliant run for a goal in Arsenal’s game yesterday

Considering Deadspin doesn’t really write that much about soccer, it seems weird how much time it devotes to the 6th best team in Europe’s 2nd best league.

Lot of good players with Europa league experience, just what they need ZING!

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