icecolddavis
Icecold Davis
icecolddavis

“Congrats to former Balloon Door winner, George Weah, on winning President.” -@RealDonaldTrump

Reminder: United has scored more goals than Arsenal at this point even without Sanchez.

My favorite Gunner Delusion™ is that their star players are greedy and only leave for more money. This has been the desperate refrain of Arsenal Twitter for the last 48 hours (along with a refusal to acknowledge that Aubameyang is a huge pain in the ass who has been suspended three times by Dortmund in the last 12

Welcome. You’ve made the right choice, brethren.

A club as big as Arsenal should not be losing their best players in such fashion,

I recently chose an EPL team to call my own after a couple of years flirting with the sport. Feeling pretty good about choosing Man U over Arsenal.

Of all the big Premier League clubs, United have probably the worst set of attacking players. Even relatively lowly Arsenal’s Sánchez-Mesut Özil-Alexandre Lacazette trio was better than any starting bunch of forwards United could put out

If it’s any consolation, at least you didn’t just lose to Swansea.

So where’s the flesh light version so it runs on your jazz.

Spank and Illuminate.

Wank and Lit.

Wanklite.

Masturlumination????

So where’s the flesh light version so it runs on your jazz.

Spank and Illuminate.

Wank and Lit.

Wanklite.

Masturluminatio

Semen?

Semen?