icecolddavis
Icecold Davis
icecolddavis

Maybe he can tour the parts of America that’s been/will be destroyed by the orange wonder through VR. He can see the sick and dying that can’t afford insurance or from pollution without the empathy of a human being.

Why do you hate the sun?

So simple yet perfect. Here, take these:

Nothing a quick hummer from some prostitute can’t help, amirite Jerr?!

Thanks Dom. It’s nice to end a Friday with the knowledge that Jerry Jones is unhappy.

Jerry should see the bright side of this: When his team goes 1-5, he can blame it on Elliott being gone instead of his team sucking mostly because he and Garrett are morons.

Double Standards: The Cowboy Way

He ought to protest.

“Social media is way too toxic.”

What if we just shot Jerry Jones into the sun on a rocket?

Alas, I am broke.