of course they are gonna be rusty...melo is gone, and there’s a roster full of people who’ve never taken a shot before.

Hopefully someone from the Jets is there watching.

I think the Jets just found their new quarterback!!!

+1 quilted, quicker, fucker upper

Looks like someone didn’t manage to throw enough paper towels around the Caribbean.

Damn, shit is bleak for the L.A Chargers at stubhub.

Didn’t let water stop them before.

Seems like the organization is going to have to shift its focus to getting a quality nose guard.

If I had to guess, too chunky to be coke. I’d bet it’s crushed percs. Plenty of access to them in a locker room.

Dolphins are known for their blowholes...

Wow, their offensive line coach has really made himself the center of attention. Not sure how the Dolphins are going to tackle this problem. Should have found a way to guard against this type of thing as an organization.

The suit alleged that Roethlisberger had raped McNulty in his room at the hotel in July 2008; the suit also alleged that the eight employees had aided in covering up the assault. At the time of the alleged assault, McNulty was an employee of Harrah’s, where Roethlisberger was staying, and according to her complaint,…