I suggest making the draft more competitive. As in make GMs joust for draft position American Gladiator style.

Like every other young person just getting out of college, all rookies must spend a couple of years in New York before leaving to find happiness elsewhere

I think that’s a ‘uge part of it. Why help American citizens who can’t vote? That’s almost like helping immigrants and that’s against his policy.

That is a huge factor. Also, Puerto Ricans cannot vote for U.S. President, and assisting them is going to be complicated and costly.

Well, he did defeat ISIS, bring peace to the Middle East, and renew our relationships with North Korea and Russia in less than a year, so let’s cut the little critter some slack!

Pretty sure the (unstated) reason is:

1) Undocumented immigration is not a criminal offense.

Here’s some advice for you:

Please do not breed. You have nothing to offer the human race.

....said a beer that is probably not a good guy...

As a NFL fan I will get my refund on my Direct TV NFL package if 1 player kneels this week. I will watch golf, college, NASCAR, or underwater basket weaving before I will watch 1 more snap. Football is a place that we pay them to entertain us and I don’t give a shit about their politics. But you had better not kneel…

It’s quite telling how easily some people were set off by this harmless joke.