This is critically under-starred.

They’re getting better. Now there is only ONE team called the Rough Riders.

Tiger-Cats?

Unfortunately he can’t read this as he’s too busy building a really big boat.

+1 thought and prayer

Partly—he might have been okay with making it a business decision, but offering to give proceeds to people displaced by a storm? That’s godless communism.

deserves all the stars

“What kind of club do Arsenal want to be?”

Hi, welcome to Deadspin dot com. We are a sports website.

Imagine the line if instead of a shower curtain, he fought a sheet.

Well, being as they’re the racial group with by far the most of the wealth, I suppose they can afford these little indulgences.

I’ll thank you to leave Christopher Cross out of it, unless you’re making a “canvas can do miracles” reference, which is, frankly, what you should be doing.

My family insisted that McGregor was just tired and not hurt. Like one doesn’t lead to the other in a fight.

Iron Mike Burneko?

#naziwelfarequeen

“forces that do not support the MAGA promise,”