The Chicago White Sox announced today that they have traded 28-year-old ace pitcher José Quintana to the fucking…
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The USMNT’s Gold Cup match Wednesday night looked easy on paper, even with mostly fringe players getting starts. But…
Maybe it’s bad form to link to this, but Buzzfeed’s Ken Bensinger wrote a great profile of Chuck Blazer a few years ago. It features this heart-warming image:
I once tried to wear a Chuck Blazer while herding cavi’s south to Guanajuato, but the damn thing was a magnet for coyotes.
When I die, I hope my lawyers release a statement praising me for ratting on my criminal buddies.
RIP, Co-conspirator #1.
Chuck Blazer, an influential and controversial figure in the history of American soccer, has died, as first reported…
Nothing about the money involved in the deal? Or buyout clause? That is the interesting part...
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Kevin De Bruyne was irrelevant at Chelsea. At 20 years old, the midfielder was signed from Belgian club Genk for less…
Lunacy.
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I’m just minding my business watching the biggest sporting event of the day—Peñarol vs. Defensor in the Uruguayan…
After a protracted courtship that featured rival Chelsea tabling their own unsuccessful bid, Manchester United and…
“I’m sopping wet and reeking of panda love!”
Sim-sim?
Bye bye bye, BeiBei....
Can’t wait until this panda signs a 4 year, 98 mil contract with 76ers and makes you look like a trash-eating corncob, Tom.
Still a Good Bear.
Could we stop shaming Pablo Sandoval?
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What they lack in climbing they make up for with absolutely amazing orange chicken.