It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

I’m going big on white vinegar in episode 74, don’t you worry.

I heard Barron Trump calls Robert Mueller “Papa Bob.” People are saying this.

Jolie, you left and then I spilled habanero salsa on my rug and I didn’t know how to clean it because you weren’t here so I didn’t and then I got ants and the ants ate the salsa and they died. How do I cleanse their spirits from my home because they won’t leave and is my rug still good?

Yes! Jolie is back! Let’s keep her around this time! Love her work.

Is this gonna become a thing again????

“...he might be in the country to establish a backchannel of sorts between Trump and Kim Jong-un.”

Rodman is, of course, a clueless troll,

Media: There can’t possibly be a worse, more feckless representative to the world than Donald Trump.

Rodman: Hold my beer...Actually, give that back. Multitasking.

This was always my favorite Shump highlight. Bottom line is that after he had his knee injury he never showed the same tenacity as in his rookie season.

Hart is garbage. There’s no way he isn’t playing for MLS inside of two seasons.