sometimes you lack the chip

“He should add some peas to that.”

“See??? This is what I was talking about- arming bears!” said an increasingly confused Betsy DeVos, as blood trickles out of her ear.

This is otherwise known as the “What’s the worst that could happen” strategy, the answer to which, if recent history tells us anything, is, “worse than you think.”

in the roaring 20s they played soccer with rackets and/or brass instruments, whichever were available at the time

It’s called alternate geography. Places are no longer bound only to where they’re supposed to be. That’s called freedom and you’re welcome.

With soccer the one thing you always have to be focused on is kicking the ball as hard as you can whenever it get anywhere near you. My question is, under new management, will these guys be able to do the one thing that matters in soccer: kicking the ball as hard as you possibly can whenever you have the chance.

Not surprising considering the facts in the case were Undisputed.

No no no, this is when Barkley doubles down. He always doubles down. They don’t call him the Round Mound of Rebound for nothing. He’s gonna be right back up. If you’re going to get into a spat with a man who literally threw a guy through a window, prepare to feel the pane.

My sister’s ex used to vape. Didn’t care for him, he was a real FA Cup