My mom owns me online constantly.
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Also, Samer’s dad reads Playboy for the articles.
After my first week of work here, I had dinner with my parents. My dad expressed concern that I’d used a swear word…
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I didn’t even know he had a band.
I’ve got some shit to say about Ryan Gosling.
should have called it The Assholes
The Big Short doesn’t fit in with the rest of these movies because it’s ruined by Christian Bale and not Ryan Gosling.
La La Land is not good. Actually it’s bad. It’s going to win a bunch of Oscars because it has Ryan Gosling in it,…
Samir. Samir Nahh-gon-work-here-anymore.
I heard YaYa Toure got a pudding drip at the same clinic
Things are only getting worse for Samir Nasri.
Crazy that a guy named Bob would struggle to stay afloat.
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Big Sam is a preposterous personality and has limited tactical sophistication and I’m so glad he’s back. None more English.
Nothing against Crystal Palace, but I hope for Big Sam’s sake they get relegated.
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