No way he can get Manchester United news from any place other than reddit. Nope. Not a chance.

If it means we don’t have to navigate their shit layout, all the more power to the writers.

A real American would know that.

Anyway, if I’m putting any antlers on the table, they’re gonna be real. None of these poseur antlers for me. I’m taking down Bambi’s mom and then making her head the centerpiece of my turkey dinner.

Draper found this video at r/Dogberg, which is the only good subreddit and is filled with videos of dogs delivering Goldberg spears to humans.

Please attend this Saturday’s game against the Scranton Leafclowns. The first 10,000 fans to arrive at the stadium with be branded with a white hot cross and put to the question by the Grand Inquisitor.

What an asshole.

Christ.

Bautista retorted by declaring his distaste for Baltimore, claiming that all the good characters on The Wire were dead, anyway.

Tonight is the first night I really regretted cheaping out on cable

It’s been just two years since the Jets’ most recent housecleaning, when Rex Ryan’s and John Idzik’s John Idzik’s and Rex Ryan’s forced Laurel and Hardy routine went crashing into the bandstand.

Sure, I can accept that the character is supposed to be a white dude in the script.

I have to say, as much as I’m not a huge Matt Damon on diversity fan, I trust Zhang Yimou on this one.