T23 Old ass announcer mistakenly giving his home run call on a can of corn.

Just @ me

Finally, a story about a higher-rated single-A prospect than Tim Tebow.

Make this happen, Patrick.

In fairness, this is a fucking epic week for journalists having no self-respect.

I, for one, am hoping that James Dolan is just out on a bender.

SPOILER ALERT NEXT TIME PLS

Can’t blame a guy for realizing that the road to Eastern Conference finalist/sacrificial lamb goes through Kristaps Porzingis now imo

That’s clearly your mom

Did they get advance access to the Mets’ Syndergaard bobblehead? 

🎼Meet the Mets, beat the Mets, step right up and skeet the Mets 🎼

WONDERTEEN THO!

It’s a damn shame that he didn’t have the authority to close that park down on July 4th.

Solid backhanded Gooner own

Kyle Walker sold for a record fee to City is a genius sale of someone surplus to requirements while selling Eric Dier, the holding midfielder heir apparent to Michael Carrick that Manchester United needs to free up Paul Pogba, at any fee is sheer idiocy.

“But what about the possibility of blackmail? These questions are not going to ask themselves, you know.”

Ride the lightening

I, for one, had no idea that the President planned for to hold a rally in Oregon today.

Hi, Jesus!

Openly discussing an assassination in a public forum is problematic.