What a dive. Soccer fans are the fucking worst.

FOH with that, they were both clearly intentional.

Newcastle truthers are the fucking worst.

Or their last performance in the Premier League.

Actually this is extremely good news for Mets fans, at least until the Wilpons pocket the 80% of his enormous salary that they will get back from insurance instead of reinvesting it in the bullpen.

If only Jay Cutler had shown that kind of heart as a Bear.

Like, I understand you couldn’t foresee that the most valuable footballer in England is actually N’Golo Kante but you you aren’t even trying at this point.

I, for one, am extremely psyched that Claudio Ranieri gets some time to drink wine and blast some sweet opera tunes while the Foxes get fucking relegated.

The Sixers are clearly just playing 12 dimensional basketball, which primarily involves stacking 5 players on top of one another and dressing them in a trenchcoat.

+1 trust fund

Because THIS generation is special

“Now that’s how you run a franchise.”

Matt Barnes was just released so technically the Knicks could just sign him as a free agent instead of trading Carmelo for him.

Can bears be friends with humans and was Gizmodo just trolling us?

Scouting reports note that, “James Dolan is a rare dual threat who also gives alcoholics in recovery a bad name by accusing anyone who publicly criticizes him of having a drinking problem.”

Because not voting is a valid position whether you like it or not so your opinion is actually the ridiculous one.

Turning Deadspin’s apathetic millennial voting advice into anything more than a bunch of sports bloggers’ personal opinions seems overly dramatic but I do appreciate the point that every bit counts.

That’s not what he said, go read it again and not voting does not actually preclude you from having an opinion on politics. That’s a ridiculous hill to die on.

Not voting in NYC as a Dem is not really a big deal, guys. Why don’t you go piss on the Electoral College, or white, middle-class people in flyover states?