LeBron

Melo wears full body Spanx at all times .

DONE, NO BACKSIES

The golden shower shouldn’t bother you at all.

The Spy Who Shagged Sepp

Once the Warriors found out about Hamsterdam the writing was on the wall.

There is always a highlight truther.

You guys talking ‘bout Saltbae?

This is the correct angry thought.

The rest of the Knicks showed their solidarity with D Rose by also failing to show up for the game.

CONCACAF away matches are the best.

A very nice Viking sex boat funeral IMO.

Who knows how far I will have to hike before I find a properly stocked bodega?

I’m going to wander out into the ice wastes alone and let the dire wolves take me, as useless tribal elders have done from time immemorial.

/crickets

Who else is also relieved that, upon further inspection, Isiah Thomas is not actually having another moment?

Isiah Thomas is available.

This is clearly the best goal of 2017.

Let whoever has not cracked their penis masturbating while talking in the phone with their SO cast the first stone.