This is the correct angry thought.

The rest of the Knicks showed their solidarity with D Rose by also failing to show up for the game.

CONCACAF away matches are the best.

A very nice Viking sex boat funeral IMO.

Who knows how far I will have to hike before I find a properly stocked bodega?

I’m going to wander out into the ice wastes alone and let the dire wolves take me, as useless tribal elders have done from time immemorial.

/crickets

Who else is also relieved that, upon further inspection, Isiah Thomas is not actually having another moment?

Isiah Thomas is available.

This is clearly the best goal of 2017.

Let whoever has not cracked their penis masturbating while talking in the phone with their SO cast the first stone.

+1 more year

Do you think that the stock market is going to take a nosedive on the day after the inauguration?

There is always a highlight truther.

*Extremely smug early 2016 Bill Simmons voice* Yup, these are my readers.

Cocaine so white pandas frolic in it.

TAKE MY WAYNE ROONEY, PLEASE!

You are correct, that is a really stupid theory.

The Baba YaYas

The NFL is reportedly considering launching a rival league with real players. Sources suggest that the Jets, Browns, Rams and Vikings could be relegated to form a spring American Championship.