Dude, we are all there.

good dog

Kurt Thomas led the nation in scoring, rebounding and ankle surgeries.

Someday he might even have a highlight reel in a Manchester United kit.

Cancellara is clearly more of a Wario. smh

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

His name is Porkchops Bazingas. smdh

Galvanizing voters isn’t going to be a problem anymore now that it is back to the Dark Ages of everyone on deck against the rich white people trying to take your rights and rig the game out here in plain sight.

I WANT TO LET US ALL BURN SO BERN CAN WIN IN 4, MAYBE!

White guys don’t get try to take over the party, then take their ball and go home when they fail and let the Nazis take over then expect the party machine to forgive or forget. You can’t be trusted to vote against fascism so go fuck yourselves because your demographic will be unnecessary by next cycle.

Spoiler Alert: He doesn’t ride a comically undersized bike.

What they will never admit is that Bill’s bike is clearly lost on a baggage carousel somewhere deep in the bowels of Denver International Airport.

I WONDER IF THE VOTING RIGHTS ACT BEING REPEALED HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT

Black women voted in huge numbers for Hillary, Latinos as well. Your ignorance and white privilege is laughable, James. Minority demographics will grow and white ones will die off enough by the next election to offset the miniscule margin that Hillary lost by. Hope you enjoyed your one year of relevance, but since we…

And those hypothetical gains would totally have been offset by apathy among minorities and hardcore Dems who feel little or no connection, let alone antipathy to Bernie. Take your hypotheticals down the road because no one cares what Bernie bros have to say anymore as they didn’t want to play on the Democratic team…

Yes, I for one, seriously fucking doubt that white men in the rust belt had any intention of voting for a Jewish Socialist.

It’s not irrelevant to the millions of Bernie Bros who didn’t vote and still want to dunk an “I told you so” on the real Democrats.

As a Jets fan, I have already flexed the rest of the season into the garbage.

+0.1

I miss Bartolo already. You can all get bent.