Have you ever seen drunk white kids?

This is just the latest episode in the long and storied history of the DC City Council’s devastating self owns.

Seems like a little too elaborate of a scheme when all he had to do was switch jerseys with Antonio Valencia.

The point of Tim Kaine is to make as many inroads as possible into the older white male vote without alienating progressives. Any voter you can steal from Trump’s hardcore base is like a two voter swing. Go Mets.

I, for one, think that it is good that US Congressmen feel the responsibility to reconnect with their home districts right before an election.

Red with the blood of innocent children

Couldn’t figure out how to put a grumpy cat meme in? smdh

FOH, Delly.

Paging Matthew Dellavedova

YAS, KING!

That was 2016. THIS IS A WHOLE NEW PREDICTION!

If Poch adopts a famous opera singer as the team mascot then it is all fucking over.

NO DELICIOUS TOTTERINGHAM FOR ANYONE!

There will be no St. Totteringham’s Day in 2017.

The college football setup crew always forget that Jimmy Hoffa is buried in that endzone. smh

So Spursy. Smdh

Also Harry Redknapp is a fucking idiot who only got jobs because he was in the Big Book of British Managers.

That’s it, I’m voting for Trump now.

I’m a United fan. So what color is the sky in your world?

Ahem, go fuck yourself.